Legends say the halls of Asgard were stocked with the finest tools, gadgets and treasures in all the Nine Realms. Then two demigods decided mortals deserved a deal too.
Meet Sven, son of the North and master of the mighty wrench. In the old Norse tongue, a "sven" was a squire, the loyal one who shows up and gets the job done. Sven took that to heart. He traded his longship for a loading dock and now hunts down outlet deals on tools, electronics, kitchen gear and home decor for every hall and household in Midgard.
At his side rides Valkyra, shield-maiden of shipping, plunger blaster in hand. Where the Valkyries of legend carried heroes to Valhalla, Valkyra carries your order straight to your door, fast and always free. No minimums. No tolls. No troll fees.
Together they set up their mead hall of deals in Fairmont, West Virginia, where the mountains are almost as epic as the prices.
What the demigods promise:
- Outlet prices worthy of a feast, on the stuff you actually use
- Fast, free shipping on every order
- Fresh deals plundered all the time, so check back often
- Real mortals in West Virginia behind every order
No apparel, no groceries, no fluff. Just legendary hardgoods, gadgets, kitchen and home finds at outlet prices.
Questions? Summon us anytime. Sven and Valkyra answer faster than Odin's ravens.
Sven's Outlet. Deals fit for the gods, shipped free to mortals.